[ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. -
[]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[ ]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[ ]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[x]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[x]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[x]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[ ]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
[x]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[ ]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x]I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
[ ]I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[ ]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[x]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[x]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[x]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[x]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[x]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[ ]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[ ]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[ ]I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
[ ]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[x]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[ ]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[x]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[x]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. .
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x]I like GAMES, CARTOONS and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[x]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ]I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
[ ]I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
[ ]I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[x]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ]I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[ ]I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
[x]I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[ ]I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
[x]I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
[]I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
[x]I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems